Health and Wellness Articles
As the rest of the planet boils in an unprecedented climate catastrophe, one region is seeing nothing but opportunity—Alaska. State officials are rolling out the welcome mat for those fleeing scorching temperatures, touting the Last Frontier’s “naturally cool climate” and promising a heatwave-free future (at least for the next few years). “We’ve been saying for…
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the agricultural sector, chickens have organized under a new union, United Chicken Workers of America (UCWA) and have announced an unprecedented nationwide strike, citing poor working conditions, low wages, poor quality chicken feed and what they call “systematic exploitation by Big Egg.” The move comes as egg…
In an unprecedented collaboration between the medical community and the world’s vampire population, a new initiative seeks to revolutionize both modern medicine and the age-old struggles of the undead. Scientists and vampire representatives announced this week that they are working together to develop synthetic blood, a breakthrough that could not only bolster global blood supplies…
In a stunning yet entirely predictable turn of events, the glass industry has emerged from decades of quiet disappointment to say, in unison, “We told you so!” This comes in response to a groundbreaking new study revealing that microplastics are steadily accumulating in human brains, leaving scientists baffled and glass manufacturers utterly vindicated. The study,…
